- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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