why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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