My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

Anti Joke

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