What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

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A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

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What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

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A blond Canadian and his Korean friend are going together to Korea. When checking in the person asks the Canadian if he has a return ticket leaving the country. He replies yes but he does not have it on him. According to Korean Customs and Immigration laws a non-Korean citizen must have a return ticket to enter the country. Inevitably follows a long and tedious process in order to procure the ticket in order to pass customs. The Korean and the Canadian continue to their boarding gate.

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roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

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Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

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How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

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Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

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Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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