What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

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What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

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That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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How would you rule?

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A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

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Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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The Charlotte Bobcats

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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