A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

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Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

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i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

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What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

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a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

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What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

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Black people being friendly.

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Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

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Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

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Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

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What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

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