What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

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A father had three children Rose Daisy and Cinderblock. Rose comes up to her father and asks"daddy why am i named Rose?' the father answered"well when you were a baby a rose petal fell on your head"Rose Reply's "oh thats nice" and walk's away. the Daisy comes up and ask's "Daddy! why am i named Daisy!" the Dad answered "well. when you were a baby a rose petal fell on your head" Daisy Replied" oh ok i guess" and walked away. Then Cinderblock came up and asked "duuuhhhd" and the father simply replied" Shut up Cinderblock".

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Obama

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What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

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A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

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I am dyslexic

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Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

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Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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