- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What moos like a cow? Another cow

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

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