What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

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Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

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why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

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2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

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How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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