What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

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How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

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Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

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How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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