What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

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Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

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Face...tastes like chicken!

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Prostate exam > Some of these Anti Jokes

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What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

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Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

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How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

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What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

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who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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Why so serious? Your brother died.

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A British man walks into a dentist's office.

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What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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what's brown and sticky A stick!

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If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

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What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

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A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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The snails are salting one by one Hurrah! Hurrah! They fizzle up until they're gone Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting two by two Hurrah! Hurrah! They melt until there's only goo Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting three by three Hurrah! Hurrah! Some shells and slime is all I see Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting four by four Hurrah! Hurrah! We shaker-salt them even more Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die!

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So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down, and orders a drink. After giving the pirate a drink, the bartender looks down and notices that there is a steering wheel on the pirate's penis. "Sir, are you aware that there is a steering wheel on your penis?" The bartender asked. "Arrrrrrr, it's driving me crazy!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon," said the bartender, "It looks very uncomfortable and could be dangerous to your health...not to mention your penis is out in the open." "Yes, you are probably right," the pirate agreed. He proceeded to get a ride from a friend to the nearest hospital, for drinking and driving can be dangerous, and steering wheels on penises are not safe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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