Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Justin with a hat.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

bite me

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Badabing.

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

belly button

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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