What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

You're a big fat monkey.

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

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