- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Tim likes girls

What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

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