- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Casey Anthony kills a baby

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

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