An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

A storm be brewin!

I walk into a bar...

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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