- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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