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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

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