Why did the old man miss the Alzheimer's Day walk? Because he died in his sleep.

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Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

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Why did the girl need a peice of gum after spending 20 minutes parked in the truck with her boyfriend? Because she had spent the last 20 minutes eating sweets, which she couldnt let her mom know she had eaten because her mom calls her fat everyday even though she only weighs 110 pounds, and forces her to only eat vegetables.

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just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

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A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

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-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

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josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

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Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

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A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

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whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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