- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

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