What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

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How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

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Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

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What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

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Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

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What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

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why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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...The new series of spinoff movies from the worlds most frightening franchise! Pretty Normal Activity: Doing the groceries *****-Did not scare me at all :D! Ballbusters movie rentals *****- The demon never showed up which made this the scariest movie ever! Could not sleep for months... Whatyumean there is nothing paranormal in this? Aww FU*beep*CK!! Sumgay Inthestreet Journal *****-Pissed myself just from hearing the title got a stroke and almost died!, was it another Paranormal movie you said? Most overhyped comment we could find. Goddamn exaggerated movie reviews that fooled me into buying the original and expect something actually scary :(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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