- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

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