why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

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What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

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Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

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Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

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Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

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America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

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What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

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What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

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What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Go home, look for the ingredients on which to make proper, delicious lemonade. Afterward, I would go in the front yard, make a stand, then make a sign that says $1.00 lemonade. Then you know make millions on your master-mind plan that no one else ever thought of.

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Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

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Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

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A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

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In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

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