Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

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Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

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Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

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Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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