- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Hail Hitler

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

Robin, get in the batmobile

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

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