- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

Why did the chicken cross the road? because

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??