GAWS SI EKOJITNA

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

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so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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Black people are the scum of the earth

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

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What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

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What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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