What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

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What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

Hi, my name is Jake.

Lindsay Lohan

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Knock Knock, Ow my face

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

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