Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

feminists.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

womans rights...

George W. Bush

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

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