What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

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What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

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A patient goes to the doctor. The doctor says I have bad news and even worse news. The patient says "What's the bad news?" The doctor says "You only have 24 hours to live." The patient says "Oh my gosh what could possibly be worse than that?!" The doctor says "Well...we've been trying to contact you since yesterday..."

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what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

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Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

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Wigan.

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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