a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

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Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

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Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

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A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

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Jokes Ki Duniya

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We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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