- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

... Chan chan

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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