- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Cancer. Super Cancer.

whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

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