- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

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