Its Erron, listen, we got to talk, I do not mind your pictures, but I am not going to call you because of that weird spot on your face, its just 101 basics here, I suggest you shut down the access to this site to the rest of your employees, this might get very personal.

Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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