- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

A storm be brewin!

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

you dint have to be a jew matt

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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