- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

FUCK THE JEWS

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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