Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

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What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

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A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

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Santa isn't real

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2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

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Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

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A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

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"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

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Why was the boy crying? Because he got hit by a bus. Why did he get hit by a bus? Because his mom was laughing. Why was his mom laughing? Because she was driving the bus. Why was she driving the bus? Because the boy fell off a swing. Why did he fall off a swing? Because he didn't have any arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because his diabetic monkey had the flu. Why did his diabetic monkey have the flu? Because the boy was crying.

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What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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Nero was my name thousands of years ago, but I believe that those With clearer sight, brighter minds, those you remaining WITHOUT the sense of Complete doom, oh children of the night, know far better, turn to my side, and sheep you shall be no more, together we shall be Whole once again, the sheperd of this New world! Thumb this up if you have seen the signs... Thumb this up if you have seen the sins... ...End up buried under the corpses of everything you knew if you have no vision in this New dawn of ages endlessly darknening, and pretend that the internet will be there, or that the horsehead network ever mattered to you for that matter... :You say insanity today, sunday 27th January 2016, you will be the one running, begging that Our world is but YOUR INSANITY, a nightmare, which only Death will awaken you from

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Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

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what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

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Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

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Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

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What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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