how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

what are three short words? i a am

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

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