whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

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How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

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Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

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If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

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Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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Your're racist.

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What's the worst way to die? Alone.

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Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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