- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

What? Why?

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

What is both bold and brash? Fox

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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