Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

PIED NINNY!

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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