- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i had sex.

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

I have a horse.

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

Why did the dog die? He was old

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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