- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

9/11

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

In soviet Russia...things are different

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

YES! EXACTLY!

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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