Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

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Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

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why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

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i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

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What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

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An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

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A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

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Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

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What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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My love life

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Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

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Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

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Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

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What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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