- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

Why did? Yes

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

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