- Anti Joke

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

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Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

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How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

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Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Roses are red.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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