How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

Justin Bieber.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

anal seepage

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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