- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

ADAM FANTUZZI SUCKS KIRANS BALL SACK

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Roses are red.

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

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