- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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