- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

binladin walks into the american seals

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

96

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

Nah

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

feminists.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

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