I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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What does water smell like? water.

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Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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Turkey Balls

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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Beka has AIDS

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