Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was experiencing financial troubles, and needed money. He tried applying for many jobs, but they just didn't quite work out. After ending up in the drug business to support his family, a deal went bad and he was shot, landing him in the hospital. The night his family arrived to check on him, the same shooter made his way to his room, and murdered his wife and 3 children, and somehow managed to evade police. Months after this incident, Ralph, the same chicken who was in the hospital and witnessed his family's murder, was finally released. He had nothing to live for, nothing to look forward to in the future. He took up alcohol abuse for some time, until realizing what truly had to be done. He began tracking down his family's killer, and with each day spent, he became closer and closer to discovering the dealer's whereabouts. One day, he finally figured out who it was. As he arrived at the killers' home, he took one last deep breath, then stormed in. After fighting through many of the dealers' body-gaurds, Ralph finally reached the notorious drug dealing murder, Froghorn Leghorn. As a bloody battle ensued, it was clear who the winner would be.. As Ralph staggered out of the destroyed home, bloodied, yet victorious, he realized something. All the tracking, all the killing, all the bloodshed he had created, was all in vain. He realized that taking Froghorn's life didn't, and wouldn't, bring his family back. Finding himself dumbfounded, he began to trot, head down, through the field where the bad drug deal happened, almost a year ago now. He took one last deep breath, looked at the stars, and took his first step on the road. This was it he decided, he was finally going to reunite with his family again once more. As the headlights raced towards him, he heard his family in unison whisper to him "You're finally home Ralph, you're finally home."

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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(To the tune of Perry the Platypus) He's a completely retarded Allosaurus of action! A purple dopey dimwit who always giggles away! He never does anything But children's songs he does sing And the little kids squeal whenever they hear him say... *i love you, you love me* He's Barney! Barney the Dinosaur!

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Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

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What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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Tommy got neutered.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

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Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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