- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

What do you call an amazing person Good

Yo mama so fat.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

AIDS.

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

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