If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

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Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

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* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

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You had 10 bricks on an airplane, you throw one. How many do you now have? 9. How do you get the elephant in the fridge? Open the fridge put the elephant in. How do you get the giraffe in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in. There was an animal meeting, all animals were invited. Which animal was missing? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge. An old woman wants to cross a river that was full of crocodiles. How does she cross without getting eaten? The crocodiles were at the animal meeting, so she got across safely. She dies anyways. What happened? She was hit by the brick.

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what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

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I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

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Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

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What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

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What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

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Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

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how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

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I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

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Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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VaginaBoob ^.^

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

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