- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

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