What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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david poredos

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What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

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whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

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Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

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