Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

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Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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2 + 2 = 4

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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Once there was a frog. My parents died.

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

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Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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