- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

I used to know what alzheimers was

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

bangers and mash?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

Cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

pull my finger (farts)

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

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