if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

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My childhood friend said she had a bad breakup with her husband (yeah husband), and that she needed a really stiff one. Come on! How was I supposed to know she was talking about alcohol! She did blush and smile after I pulled my pants down however, that`s like seven out of ten right? I mean I was just trying to help a friend out right? And myself, fine myself, but it will be a total win/win situation, you know... Those where you win twice? "Dont worry, Im not comming" *pewpew*

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to go well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that when his wife was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas, despite that the tank was full and she only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrendous car accident that caused the fuel to empty and catch fire. Mary survived but their 6 month old baby was killed.

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Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

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why cant stevie wonder read? because hes black

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

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whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

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Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

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What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

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There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

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What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

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What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

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