- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

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