Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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I woke up today

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Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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