- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

Miscarriages.

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

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