What's the capital of Ohio? O

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

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Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

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whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

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How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

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What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

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