- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

Women deserve equal rights.

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

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