what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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