Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

thomas!!!!

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Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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