- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

Stop procrastinating.

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

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