- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

womans having rights.

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

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