Anti-jokes are funny.

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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