What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

a chinese man pays the full price

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Dwight Howard

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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