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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

masturbating on a tarc bus

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

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