- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Women's Rights.

roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

So a jew walks into a bar!

I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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