What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

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A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

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What doesn't kill you makes you injured

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

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what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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Anti Joke

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