Women's Rights

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Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

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Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

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Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

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What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

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A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

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Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

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Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

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You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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