These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

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why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

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Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

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Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

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What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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Bags of delicious poop.

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

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I killed someone on minecraft.

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Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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A Jewish man walks by a penny.

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Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

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What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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