- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

Knock knock Who's there? silence WHO'S THERE? silence -Looks out window- Slenderman

Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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