Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

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