High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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the bible

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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