Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

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What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

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What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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