- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

Okay.

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

rent a cops

I woke up today

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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