- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

sweating like antoni with a girl

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

save me from the nothing ive become

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

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