- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

im not food

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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