- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

Reading the Terms and Conditions

I work at jcpenny

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

I hate long jokes -_-

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

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How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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