Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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Once upon a time, The end.

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roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

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Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

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GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

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How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

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penis

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I meant to state that I threatened to kill him unless he refused to state that I broke his knees (and broke his wrists, I forgot to mention that too, such misery... ...Give a real man a chance here, its not every day I have to kill my mother... But you still wont hear me whining about it, asked my wife if she forgave me if I spent the rest of the day smirking, after all my mother "had visions" where my wife was Satan, which is fun, since I was also Satan the day I was born... Because my name is Nero... A NAME SHE GAVE ME! Still, not very dignifying getting the shit beat out that old hag because she was on some blend of angel dust, and still not so fun killing her by biting half her neck off... ...Literally not so fun, kinda fun? You bet, tasted disgusting, watching her choke to death was...Lets just say I have shared enough joy with you for one day.

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What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

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What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green paint.

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Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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