- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

A house comes around the corner.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

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