Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

Woman rights.

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

outside your comfort zone

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

What's 1+1? 69.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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