Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

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What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

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What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

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your moms my other ride

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What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

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what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

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What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

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SBB

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whats dumb and small? dandruff

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

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jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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