- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

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A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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