- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

don't just stand there

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

Black people in Camden NJ.

yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

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