An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

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What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

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What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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