How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

antonis sister is mighty fine

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

roses are red, violets are violet.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Yanter, Look it up

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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