Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

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Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

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How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

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Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

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Your mom is so nice.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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a seal walks into a club.

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Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

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yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

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Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

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I love pissing people off :P

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How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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