Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

Obama

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

VAGINA.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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