- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

Chuck Norris.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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