- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

You know what's natural? Bears.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

It says so on your cap.

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

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