- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

Why is the ground wet It rained

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

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Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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