- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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