A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

knock knock whos there? nobody

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

When is a door not a door? Never.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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