What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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