how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

woman's rights

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

KOOKABURRA

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

I regret everything.....

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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