Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

I have an erection My mom!

CRY

What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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