- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

burn baby burn your nanas burning

Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

what happened to the guy that got shot in the head? Nothing, it was a water gun.

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

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