Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

my gramma died

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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