- Anti Joke

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

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