- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

i killed my family

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

Do your parents know you're gay?

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

A prostitution ring operates out of a subway. How much does the prostitute with a foot long penis cost? About $300, for a 12 inch penis is very rare and desirable.

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