Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

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What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

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Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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