- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

Jesse is so fat, his weight on his scale says " hahaha gotta love childhood obesity"

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

why did the girl cry because she was raped

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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