What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

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I was watching this movie..... its over now.

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Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

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What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

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What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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How come grilled cheese?

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What happened to the convict on death row? He died

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Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

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Womens basketball

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

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What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

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What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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