whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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J?????????????????o??????????????????????k?????????????????????????e?????????????????????????????????????s??????????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????o??????????????????????n??????????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????y???????????????????????????????????o????????????????????????????????u????????????????????????????????.?????????????????????????????.????????????????????.????????????????????????

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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the bible

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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A blind man watches TV

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

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What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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Anti Joke

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