A man goes to the potty.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

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Want to hear the story about how I got put in prison? So I have an odd bunch of friends: one of them is Polish and he works at a call centre, the other is a slave trader and his name is Richard. We tend to meet outside our Polish friend's house to speak or to do "business" when need be (I run errands for Richard) and the other day that's where I got asked to kidnap an American. "That's strange" I thought, but nevertheless I went out and took the American from his house and carried him over in a sack over to our meeting place. I handed him over and sneaked off as soon as I could, thinking I was home free. But I wasn't. The police turned up all angry like. There were witnesses. Turns out a bunch of kids saw me giving Dick a Yank next to the telephone Pole.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

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2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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