Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

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Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

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Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

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A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

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Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

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How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

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What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

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What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

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Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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